Feeling Creative?

Feeling Creative?
Well, I am the co-founder of Relapse Games and we are currently developing After War, a MMOFPS. Well, a little background is that After War is staged on Dresevan (Drese’van) a mass continent that was once the United States of America. In 2044 the world went Nuclear and most everything was wiped out and you are playing the post apocalyptic role of a scavenger in 2045, a year after what “went down”. You find food, water, and most importantly items to pull through every day. No Zombies, No Aliens, Pure PVP. Most everyone is hostile and your out to group up or run solo but either way you will be faced with the decision of ruining someones day with the pull of a trigger. Sucks, doesn’t it. Yet, we all know if we throw 120 people in a post apocalyptic wasteland called Drese’van and give them a military grade rifle and some incentive they will kill each other. No question. That’s not the point though. I’m here to ask you guys what items we should put in the game, and screw it, its 2045 most anything goes. Use your imagination and please list some things that you want in the game.

Rules -
DO NOT post unless you have 10 items on your list that abide by the item rules.
DO NOT say “Beans” or “Corn” or “Canned Beans” or “Canned Corn” -Say “John’s Canned Beans”
Everything Else Goes…

  1. Canned Corn
  2. Canned Beans
  3. Corn
  4. Beans
  5. Boots

Yep! Hmmm! Ok! I’m totally understanding this…

In fact, I understand it so much that I would like a half ounce of whatever you smoked… :slight_smile:

What The Ghost said plus

  1. Corned Beans
  2. Beaned Corn

Silly hats

A gigantic glowing turban
Squirrel boots
A picture of Richard Nixon’s dog Checkers
Your original post written in crayon on a pizza box

A small dog with a big leg

Half of an old ball cap filled with spaghetti and mouse heads.

Jetpacks.
Genetically modified vegetarian beef.
Google Glass.
A Game Design Document for an MMO.
Velicoraptor.

Canned baby corn? It’s like corn, but way nicer and tastes awesome even if raw.

Canned anchovies with a futurama reference.

If you equip all three, I think you should get a bonus.

beans… no wait… corn… no wait… spam.

Not just any spam… Johns spam.

A hoverboard.
One of those small things that is supposed to fix broken pipes.
A pair of panty hose.
Some duct tape.
Ho-hos or Devil Dogs.
Boot polish.

A hidden document with unity’s source code.

Tophats. It worked well in that other topic a while back…

…never mind…

Not that again. Please not that again.

A can of rhubarb. A box full of dice. A pocket full of lint. A bag full off wholly socks, socks with holes in them. 2000 doll hairs. A bushel of rotten apples.

A bullet that uninstalls the other players game from their hard drive…
Chewable trophies from PVP…
Rocky Horror goggles that put everyone in women’s lingerie but only on the target players computer…
A snorkel and a yellow submarine…