Just been reading through my latest reviews and came across these two:
Anyone else got any funny reviews? If so please share so we can all have a laugh 
“Kill yourself” something like that.
I laughed so hard that day. lol
It is a good game. Every things are great!!!i can’t believe it
(what did he think before he played it?)
next one:
Please add a “pause” button for old people?
On a general note, anyone else pissed off that people ask questions in the review section but us developers have no way to respond?