Need a finisher

Being a starter, I created a new game again. Currently I ran out of ideas. How could the story continue?

See here.

Hint: It’s controversial.

I like how the thread title goes great with the context of the game.

This game truly is remarkable. It’s a wonder of technology and a true inspiration to all developers. After playing this game, not only have I reconsidered my job as a programmer, but I’ve reconsidered my life. Thank you for this opportunity to open my eyes to another side of things.

Is this the thread where we snark? I was told to come over here and join the thread and I would be allowed to snark…

The camera pans around… the text changes… what am I missing?

WTH was that? Near as I can see, you need a starter as well. :slight_smile:

A naked bald virgin.

This is totally weird, and a bit too controversial, but I admit I approached the virgin, and then …

‘My ass is hairy…very hairy’

WTF???

What? Old man of the mountain? Hassan-i-Sabbah.

well, that was messed up. Maybe add “virgin balls” and you use them to catch the virgins and fight other virgins with the virgins you have? and you add the virgins to the virgindex? and you get virgin badges and fight the virgin four?

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my name is mohammad and i’ll be ur finisher … i find it very offensive and i declare war against usa , also op except bomb in mail and anthrax in 3-7 days (depend on fed ex guy it takes a while sometime through saudiaarbia , but dont worry it will get there) , when mailman come please add my skype and make a call so i can see you and your wife and laugh as you fly through the air with zero arms and legs i will haha so big my neighbors will think i was exploded when it was you and ur kids, thanks

That is as screwed up as his games.

I think a moderator should lock this thread, burn it and throw it into the depths of hell.

Just my 2 cents

Then the admin of hell should throw it into the depths of hells hell!

You perv :wink:

Nah. It’s not. It’s not even finished.

No matter how serious you are about this, I will report you to the police.

My games are not screwed up, they are creative and ambitious.

Yeah let’s go with that…

Maybe you come to the realisation that 72 virgins is not as much fun as it sounds and you would have had a much better time with just 2 alcoholic prostitutes.

-Billy Connolly

That is the right conclusion.

Hmm… Virgin fatality. At first I thought about 72 figures having each a different virgindex but then I thought about a kind of leveling up, ie when the player had sex with her, the number goes up. But simulating sex in a game is pathetic. At least you could make yourself see how your body gets all kinds of diseases while you are climbing up the ladder.

I want to keep the dark humour.

I’ll put my opinion- this is just screwed up.