Ridiculous things asked by others

[eskovas]

I thought i would share some of the messages i’ve got during my years of developing my game, and if you have any, share them with us too

All of these were asked directly to me, through Facebook, Youtube and E-mail.

NOTE: None of the following were edited:

Can you sell me your player WITHOUT GUNS just player and scripts for 500 $ BTW…I am GONNA CHANGE 3D MODEL OF PLAYER WITH MY OWN LATER…

Me and my aunt and a few friends are wanting to create a full free-roam parkour game. We were wondering, could we borrow your parkour scripts? I would include you in all credit toward your benefit.

I download a unity 3d and I dont know where I can download a fps kit ??? can you help me ??? I wish to make game like a battlefield 3 or 4

Can I plz have the game early i make games too and i wanted to try it out

Can I hire you to do me some FPS Playable Demos, I’m not looking for something specific, Just a good looking graphics, Small Environment, and some active enemy solders that can attack you using guns/ hand grenades etc…

Do you wanna sell part of your game actually just player for a good price.
Am going to change everything.
Just your scripts

I want to know if you can build games for me and what it will cost approximetly .

Hello.
If you need any help with making that game. Contact me.
I dont ask too much shares. about 0.5% Per Month + and max 5%
Means that: First month 0,5%Shares. and after 8months its 5%(If im Working)

Hello
I was wondering if i could buy the unity project without the MP map and how much it would cost, or if i can’t purchase it without the map how much it will cost. Just thought i would help me make my own

Hello!

Do you have to script much for the game?

You Give me a pickup script i’m really need ur help :).Thank’s

i will buy unity for you
i will give you a link to the installer.exe and you wont owe me… i have already bought it! And i’d like to play your game.
I will send you the mediafire link later…

Hey Guys, I Can Get you Unity Pro You Dont Have to Pay Anything! I Know how to get it for free, if i get unity pro for you will you help me a little with unity and scripting?

I was just wondering how you handled gun animations with the arms? For example, Call of Duty models a gun, and applies the arms to the gun model, and then somehow the engine automatically rigs the arms to the body.

can you use any other graphic engines? … i mean because unity 3D is not so good … there’s cryengine for renting on steam as i remember … BTW im just asking

please bro, can you pass me a link where I can download your project?

Hello Drunken Lizard Games!

I got an ask: can I have the Project or Script from Update 15?
I really need it because I wanted to make my own Shooter-Game and all Scripts I find are hard to use.

Dear Developer(s) of No Heroes,
Before Im going to ask you something i have to say that Im definitely not a beginner game developer! I have already a long experience with making games. Please note that my game will not be uploaded directly. We do this only after our project is completed (maybe).
No I don’t want to sign up as a new member. I created a look-a-like "No Heroes"game to. At least Im talking about the controller mechanics here.
Ok, so I would like to ask you something:

1. Could you give me a chance by giving the old version of your fps project/no heroes, as i saw in update 4? This is for a private purpose and will only be used by one of our members we can really trust. If there’s a server system that doesn’t work anymore, he also accept this.

Hey, I am also currently working on an fps in unity and am wondering where i might find a good shooting script that works with bullet spread and reload animations? thanks!

Even though i’ve been developing my game for 3 years, during my free time, from the ground up, some people seem to think that i would just throw everything out the window and join other teams with no experience and no work done… ( I get maybe 2-5 messages per month asking me to join a team )

I would go on and on with many more of these messages, but i don’t think it would ever end.
I know i shouldn’t bash anyone for not knowing how to do something game development related, but some of these messages… seriously…

Have you ever gotten any of these types of messages? If so, share them with us.

PS: If you want to see more, just tell me and i’ll search the e-mail vault a little more

[SnowInChina]

well…
want to join my team ?

edit :

forgot to add
were going to make a mmorpgfps and iam the ideas guy

[randomperson42]

And can you add a download link for your whole project?

[ostrich160]

The worst are the people that want to create a massive game ‘like battlefield 3 or 4’ (I mean what were Dice thinking, you dont need a team of 500 professionals, just one 14 year old with unity), but then expect someone else to do all the hard work on it, especially when they say they’re the ideas guy. I was a little like that way back when, although I like to think I was a bit more reasonable

[RockoDyne]

The scary thing is a good chunk of those probably weren’t sent in by twelve year olds.

[ostrich160]

Some of these are quite reasonable to a certain extent, like that last one, apart from the reload animation asking how to make bullet spread, while a little annoying because he could just google it, its not that bad

[Zeblote]

i will buy unity for you
i will give you a link to the installer.exe and you wont owe me… i have already bought it! And i’d like to play your game.
I will send you the mediafire link later…

Hey Guys, I Can Get you Unity Pro You Dont Have to Pay Anything! I Know how to get it for free, if i get unity pro for you will you help me a little with unity and scripting?

These are clearly the best… who wouldn’t want a pirate copy of unity with an included virus factory?

[yoonitee]

What this tells me is that there is a market out there for some software that lets people make games really fast.

I guess that’s why Minecraft is so popular. As it kind of lets people create their own environments.

It seems what a lot of people want to do is have a pre-built FPS and then be able to skin it with some simple tools.

I think whoever makes such a game/tool will make a hella lot of money!

I don’t think it would be that hard to do. It should have:

• Randomly generated terrain or city based on some variables
• Be able to position AI enemies and trigger points
• Be able to save your game to the cloud for others to play
• Be able to paint and customise characters

Thanks for all that market research you posted. Now I will make this software which will be very successful and make me a millionaire.

[OutSpoken_Gaming]

can you use any other graphic engines? … i mean because unity 3D is not so good … there’s cryengine for renting on steam as i remember … BTW im just asking

I see this one way to often in the comments section of Unity games. Like porting your whole project to a new engine is simple.

-_-

[yoonitee]

@OutSpoken_Gaming

I see this one way to often in the comments section of Unity games. Like porting your whole project to a new engine is simple.

-_-

What? How did you quote me saying something I didn’t say?

[Thunderent]

Digging through my inbox I found this:

hi i want you to build soldier for my project. i have image on how the soldier looks like.and one more thing as its for my project you cant claim it to be your work if you understand what i mean.

Apparently the guy wanted me to make him a free model and also claim it as his work,hehe.
Also:

hi! how much do you charge for a complete map with models like gta v? i have game ready,i only need the map with models

[dogzerx2]

Hahaha, I confess I was like that at first. I couldn’t bear making a game that wasn’t functional to a molecular level. Thing is you dont really associate project size with work hours, it’s harder to measure than it seems… one can inadvertently start a project that requires 15 years to finish, not realizing gamers like gta5, skyrim, assassins creed, takes 2 or 3 years by professional teams of 100s of people.

[OutSpoken_Gaming]

@yoonitee

What? How did you quote me saying something I didn’t say?

Magic.

It was an accident. I copied that sentence from the first post but hit reply on your reply.

[rorakin3]

I wonder how many serious requests you got in 3 years.

[Sir-Tiddlesworth]

@yoonitee

What this tells me is that there is a market out there for some software that lets people make games really fast.

I guess that’s why Minecraft is so popular. As it kind of lets people create their own environments.

It seems what a lot of people want to do is have a pre-built FPS and then be able to skin it with some simple tools.

I think whoever makes such a game/tool will make a hella lot of money!

I don’t think it would be that hard to do. It should have:

• Randomly generated terrain or city based on some variables
• Be able to position AI enemies and trigger points
• Be able to save your game to the cloud for others to play
• Be able to paint and customise characters

Thanks for all that market research you posted. Now I will make this software which will be very successful and make me a millionaire.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this tool has existed for some time now (about as long as Unity has been around). It is called FPS Creator.

[Meltdown]

One of the dumbest things I’ve seen was on Steam Greenlight, someone commented and said they voted my game down because I had a ‘Facebook’ icon on my game’s main menu.

[yoonitee]

@Sir.Tiddlesworth

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this tool has existed for some time now (about as long as Unity has been around). It is called FPS Creator.

Well there you go @eskovas just put a link to FPS Creator on your facebook page. Maybe you can even earn a bit of money through referrals or ads.

Haha just had a look at the video for FPS Creator. Seriously? I think there’s still a gap in the market for something better. IDK, maybe the people on his Facebook page would like it though.

[system]

I’m seeing a lot more often the request of the project files.

[iKonrad]

I see potential in this thread.

Anyway, while I laughed a lot reading this thread, there’s lot more of this in Collab forum.

[JamesLeeNZ]

@Meltdown

One of the dumbest things I’ve seen was on Steam Greenlight, someone commented and said they voted my game down because I had a ‘Facebook’ icon on my game’s main menu.

dont be a sellout man… no-one likes a sellout