It was that itch… you know… the itch that I just had to do it.
So I did it.
Ladies and gentleman… the game that makes the plot to any Mario Brothers game look like “Gone With The Wind”. It’s called “Dude, Where’s My Life?” And it is only available for Android because I am too cheap to port it to iOS.
Please watch this “promo video” (in quotations on purpose) if you have nothing better to do with your life right now…
You see, folks, this is a game that combines precociousness with demonstrable philosophical machinations. It’s a treasure trove of pointless, adventuresome romping about that will yield at least 30 seconds of fun to people who are waiting for a late flight and have already completed “Angry Birds Rio”.
And it’s already been downloaded less than 12 times!
Thank you very much. I love all of you more than I can say.
