Nope, you don’t need a cream for it … it’s UNITROIDS! 
Hit the image below to play:
Like the game? Buy the full source right here and get your own roids!
Have fun!
Hmm…Unitroids already exists.
–Eric
Lol, I started one a week ago myself as a quick little project. Was going to call it Blasteroids, but found a game by that name already too.
Looks nice though.
(I have dibs on AstroBlastro) (unfortunately it looks like sum dum Nickelodians show also uses that name too)
Lol, it’s not like an Asteroids Remake is someone’s unique idea.
Well that has got to be the most unintuitive control scheme for asteroids ever.
Seeing as how there is no help page to explain the controls…