Need to have my WIP title changed but not sure who to go to?
Use the “report post” button.
–Eric
But it says: Note: This is ONLY to be used to report spam, advertising messages, and problematic (harassment, fighting, or rude) posts.
Eric5h5 is a moderator. I actually believe him. 
Mentally add “…and topics that should be moved or renamed” to that.
Did you know that if you donate one million dollars to me, you become immortal? It’s true!
–Eric
Well, since I don’t have that kind of money at the moment, is it possible to make a down payment?
Or better yet, how about a subscription plan?
Yep, that’ll work. Your immortality is guaranteed*!
–Eric
*For the purposes of this post, “guaranteed” is defined as “not guaranteed”.
So your immortality expires at the end of the subscription 
Subscription sounds like a bad deal lol.