You know you have been using Computers too much when...

You’re reading something in a magazine or on a sheet of paper and you’re first thought is to copy and paste certain text you want to keep…

When you try to pinch-to-zoom a brochure with tiny text.

When you’re lost at a mall and find your eyes flickering up and to the right to look at the minimap.

When you’re waiting for your phone to load something, you try to pull your phone out of your pocket to check Facebook.

You forget there is no spellcheck or immediate undo for handwriting

You take that piece of paper, cut it and paste it to your computer screen…

I actually saw a kid doing that to a magazine at a department store last week.

That kid never met a world without pinch and zooming… he was probably very confused :-0
I bet he took the magazine to his nearest apple genius bar!

When you write “*” when doing multiplication.

That’s what I’ve always used for multiplication. It’s more correct than “X.”

When you try to google why you can’t access the internet

When you start ending regular conversation sentences with a semi-colon;

That awkward moment when you try to access the internet because you’re bored of waiting for the internet to come back…

When you look at a real menu, and then looking for the search bar.

And then when you go to call your ISP and try to look up their number online.

EvrYtIme I HaVe to WRIte somethInG on a piece oF papeR

When you do something stupid or embarrassing, and want to load a save.

There was a moment in usmc boot camp where I replied to a drill instructor in a way I immediately regretted. I remember feeling that I should ctrl+z that response.

When you look around a corner and think that no one can see you… mostly has to do with games but still

Guess what… you’re supposed to do that. ‘x’ is just too ubiquitous as a variable in algebra onward to use as a multiplication symbol.

When you get tendonitis in your mouse hand’s wrist (yes, I have that).

Really? In your face maths teacher! (I once lost marks on a maths exam for using that symbol on most of my questions)

When you have RSI and are 18 years old :smile: