Hello, my team is making a game about an artificial world made up of code, and it is going to be having a lot of references to common programming terms. For example, the first major boss of the game is a giant robot called Fortron.
In the game there is a beat-up cyberpunk town with neon signs on various buildings, like shops, bars, etc. I was wondering if you guys could come up with generic names for these establishments, but have them also be coding puns. For example, “Stackzone.” It is OK for them to be cringy!
Taking a shotgun approach, here’s a bunch of mostly cringe-worthy ones:
Ada’s Lovely Lace Store
Floating Point Yacht Club
Polymorphism Magic Shoppe
Virgin Control Systems chastity belt shop
The Spaghetti Refactory
Singleton’s Bar
Auntie Alias’s Smoothing Skin Creams
Baker’s Garbage Collection Services
Hello World Voice Training Institute: Lose Your Embarassing Lisp
Grilled Lambda Kabobs
Dynamic Decorators
In-Flex-tions Language School
Floyd’s Cycles
The Traveling Salesmen
Depth First Exploratory Drilling Company
Breadth First Sandwich Shop
Fast Furrier Transforms: Same Day Mink Cleaning
Collision Detection Car Insurance
Sydney Operand House, now playing Symphony in C#
Perls Before Twine
NaN’s Math Books
Foo’s Bar
Georgetown Boolevard
Babbage’s Cabbages
The Loop Nest Knitting Shop
Nearest Neighbor Soup Kitchen
(And obviously someone should do something with Java)
Pointer’s Tours and Trips
Unsigned Intangibles
Null & Void Garbage Collection Company
Moonpound’s Java Shoppe
Iron Assembler: Metal Equipment since XXXX
Two’s Complement Dating Service
Transform Plastic Surgery
RPC Game Shop
Static Energy Company
Interpolation Compass Shop
Overriding Stables
Delegates Court
Inheritance Lawyers
Coroutine Gym
Get Component Auto Parts
Maybe I’m not enough of a nerd to make bad puns… Still I tried!
Well Java must be some sort of coffee shop? (Or maybe a travel agent that specialises in trips to Java). Cuppa Joes House of Java?
SeeSharp Optometry
Rigidbody Massage Parlour
The Crafting Table - craft supply store
The Open World Travel Agency
Sandbox supplies - suppliers of
Beat the Zombies - extra strong caffeine supplier
Pong deodorising company
Space Invader moving company
Tri-Force Security
Zork translation services
A Link to the Past antique shop
Ocarina Time Pieces
Smash Bros demolitions
I got to Spaghetti Refactory and busted up. I stopped reading there and was just going to quote that one line and say something like, “You could have stopped here, this one is great”. Then I decided to keep reading. You’re a genius. These are hilarious. NaN’s Math Books is too clever.
There are a lot of good posts in this thread – Inheritance Lawyers, Rigidbody Massage Parlour, Python Imports, etc. But I’m starting to wonder if @11clock was just trolling us to see how many bad puns we could come up with.
Still I tried! 
